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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

Comments

[Written]

[shadedsunlight]

[................what.]

It's an egg.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

G! You gotta help me!!

[Written]

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

Shut up.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[action]

[so_shik]

[Unknown to Beat, Shiki's downstairs in her own room...and she's busy giggling to herself. From the sounds of it, her plan with Haruhi worked rather well. She gives herself enough time to calm down and look serious before she bolts from her bed and up the stairs, bursting into Beat's room. Time for some grade-A acting.]

What? What is it?!

[action]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[So while he's still busy freaking out over the egg, now someone is busting into his room. SCREAMING EVEN MORE NOW. Also he's probably in his pajamas so there's extra bit of awkward and now he doesn't know what to do.]

AAAAAAH!!!

[ voice ]

[lunas]

[ ... Huh, what's going on on this feed.. Usagi isn't sure, but it's enough to make her curious enough to reply. ]

C-chicken-babies?! What are you talking about?

[ voice ]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

THIS. [And he shoves the camera at the egg.]

I WOKE UP WIT' IT!

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

What?

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

........

[Who are all these people.]

What? You deaf?

[Written]

[phantasmgap]

Calm down. Talk someone into making an omelet, and then make sure you use protection next time.

[You have no idea how hard she is laughing here, Beat. YOU ARE NOW ON HER TROLL LIST.]

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I AIN'T GONNA EAT IT. WHAT'S WRONG WIT' YOU?!

[voice]

[thedicearecast.livejournal.com]

...Idiot.

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Shut up! I can yell if I wanna!

[voice]

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

Seriously?

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[Man, who are all these people.]

What? You gotta problem?

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

[OKAY WHAT WAS THAT LOUD LOUD YELLING. Pissed off.]

Oi. [....no, wait. He's gotta be calm.] What happened?

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

THIS. [Still yelling, but now shoving the camera at the egg.]

I LAID AN EGG.

[voice]

[blackmagicelady.livejournal.com]

[ Well there goes her hearing for the next few minutes. ]

You're panicking over a prank?

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[Only a few minutes? He can be louder if necessary 8) ]

IT-- a prank? Why'd someone wanna prank me?

[Voice]

[moehealer]

[Ow. Her ears. They are ringing. And so she will will be wincing and covering one of them while speaking.]

O-ow...! U-uhhh... What happened..?

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I LAID AN EGG! THIS AIN'T RIGHT!

[neverplaysfair]

[ Oh, he knows that shout. ]

It's an egg. [ +2 to defense when consumed. ]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[Oh, hey, it's that prissy kid. What was his name....? Eh, Prissy Kid works, too.]

Oh. Hey.

[What was he doing? Oh right.]

I know it an egg!! I wanna know why I gotta lay one!

[voice]

[calmyomind.livejournal.com]

No, I'm afraid you must live with the consequences of your actions. It's time you become a responsible adult and step up to the plate in the field of fatherhood.

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

B-but I didn't do nothing!!!

voice

[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

You're having...

[give him a second to process this]

...people can lay eggs? I-I guess maybe it's possible in other worlds...

voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

N-no! I did- I mean I--

[SCREAMING.]

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[An egg, huh? Boy, does that resonate with Gold. He's got experience with hatching eggs.

...Pokémon eggs, that is, and this is no Pokémon.]

Congrats, you're a mom.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Googles! Dude, you gotta help me, yo! I ain't supposed ta' have this!!

[Voice]

[imxperfectlife.livejournal.com]

... That's a pretty egg. D-Do you have to raise it?

[Beat, you can't have chicken-babies, you can just raise them.]

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

..... [Oh, Luka.

He sighs.]

I dunno, Pinky. People're sayin' all kindsa things and it's gettin' confusin'.