Daisukenojo "Beat" Bito (
skaterbrain) wrote2011-09-15 03:10 pm
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[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.
What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.
An egg.
Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]
THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
RIBBONS!
I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!
What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.
An egg.
Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]
THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
RIBBONS!
I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!
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It's an egg.
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G! You gotta help me!!
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[Voice] what is this post I don't even XD
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What? What is it?!
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C-chicken-babies?! What are you talking about?
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I WOKE UP WIT' IT!
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[Who are all these people.]
What? You deaf?
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[You have no idea how hard she is laughing here, Beat. YOU ARE NOW ON HER TROLL LIST.]
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What? You gotta problem?
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Oi. [....no, wait. He's gotta be calm.] What happened?
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I LAID AN EGG.
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You're panicking over a prank?
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IT-- a prank? Why'd someone wanna prank me?
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O-ow...! U-uhhh... What happened..?
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[Voice->Video] Biggest HTML fail ever. you saw nothing. ;w;
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It's an egg. [ +2 to defense when consumed. ]
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Oh. Hey.
[What was he doing? Oh right.]
I know it an egg!! I wanna know why I gotta lay one!
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Beat, I am so sorry. XD
LMAO he is so messed up for life now
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[give him a second to process this]
...people can lay eggs? I-I guess maybe it's possible in other worlds...
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...Pokémon eggs, that is, and this is no Pokémon.]
Congrats, you're a mom.
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[Beat, you can't have chicken-babies, you can just raise them.]
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I dunno, Pinky. People're sayin' all kindsa things and it's gettin' confusin'.
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