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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

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Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Ribbons's the chick we live wit', yo.

Uh...her name's Ha...ru...somethin'. I dunno, Ribbons is Ribbons. An' Sekai's her kid.

Written

[shadedsunlight]

[...Right. Regardless of the species of Ribbons-Haruwhatever...]

Beat, you aren't a chicken. You can't lay eggs.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Then how'd Ribbons do it?

Written

[shadedsunlight]

If Ribbons is a chicken, they can lay eggs.

You are not a chicken. You cannot lay eggs.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

...Ribbons ain't a chicken, G. She's mine and Shiki's housemate, yo.

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Good to have that part clarified.

The second portion still stands; you can't lay eggs.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

But how'd I get it then?

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Good question. Someone put it there?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

...Who'd put an egg in my bed?