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[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

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[................what.]

It's an egg.

G! You gotta help me!!

Calm down, Beat. What's going on?

Shut up.

I CAN'T CALM DOWN. I JUST HAD AN EGG!! AN EGG, G! I CAN'T EVEN-- WHAT EVEN--

[He turns the book around again and shoves the camera toward the egg.]

LOOK AT IT.

[Unknown to Beat, Shiki's downstairs in her own room...and she's busy giggling to herself. From the sounds of it, her plan with Haruhi worked rather well. She gives herself enough time to calm down and look serious before she bolts from her bed and up the stairs, bursting into Beat's room. Time for some grade-A acting.]

What? What is it?!

Then make an omelet and stop bothering the rest of us about it.

............THE HELL'S WRONG WIT' YOU?! I CAN'T EAT IT! Tha's like...canniberism or somethin'!!!

Yes. "Canniberism." That's it exactly.

[So while he's still busy freaking out over the egg, now someone is busting into his room. SCREAMING EVEN MORE NOW. Also he's probably in his pajamas so there's extra bit of awkward and now he doesn't know what to do.]

AAAAAAH!!!

[...This is some kind of punishment isn't it. She finally has her one dinner she's been planning for over a month and then all the weirdness comes crashing right back down.]

Beat, I believe even in the realm of Luceti, it is impossible for you to have laid an egg overnight.

Yo, you gonna talk 'bout eatin' babies or you gonna help?!

[And since he's busy screaming, she'll end up screaming too.] Beat! What the hell is your issue?!

[He's still freaking out, but because it's Ginia, he knows he has to read. Sadly some of those words he cannot understand.]

But it's right there! I ain't ready to be a parent!! Goddammit, I ain't even allowed ta' use the stove here!!

You're seriously planning to raise an egg, aren't you?

Hasn't anyone told you where babies come from?

[OH GOD SHIKI'S IN HIS ROOM. Thank Go--

Wait. What if. What if Shiki thinks he's a freak?! What if this is normal in Luceti and he would have known about it in school if he had actually gone?

WHAT IF SHE LAUGHS AT HIM?!

He shuts up suddenly and throws the covers over his bed, staring at her in that way people have when they know they can't ignore the truth, but are trying damn hard to do so.]

N-Nothin'.

S-Shut up!! I know where they come from!!

......this is a chicken-baby an'way. It's different.

Beat. Calm down.

Edited 2011-09-15 06:38 (UTC)

[...oh crap what had she just walked into? There are sudden sheets and she's just now figuring out that it's morning. And sometimes guys in the mornings...

...but then again that face kind of disproves any theory that it's something other than the egg they planted.]

So you're just screaming for the fun of it? Thanks but no thanks, Beat. We've got Sekai for that.

So you're telling me that you don't eat chicken?

[LMAO SHIKI THAT THOUGHT PROCESS.

...and sob mentioning Sekai.]

..........................Uh, tha' bird's not, uh...losin' stuff, is he?

Naw, I eat chic-- THAT AIN'T THE POINT.

[He shoves the camera at the egg.]

What'm I supposed ta' do wit' this?!

You're supposed to shove it in a frying pan and stop wasting everyone's time.

[IT HAPPENS OKAY.]

...not that I know of? Why? [Oh. This is just starting to get good.]

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