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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

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[so_shik]

[Unknown to Beat, Shiki's downstairs in her own room...and she's busy giggling to herself. From the sounds of it, her plan with Haruhi worked rather well. She gives herself enough time to calm down and look serious before she bolts from her bed and up the stairs, bursting into Beat's room. Time for some grade-A acting.]

What? What is it?!

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[So while he's still busy freaking out over the egg, now someone is busting into his room. SCREAMING EVEN MORE NOW. Also he's probably in his pajamas so there's extra bit of awkward and now he doesn't know what to do.]

AAAAAAH!!!

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[so_shik]

[And since he's busy screaming, she'll end up screaming too.] Beat! What the hell is your issue?!

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD SHIKI'S IN HIS ROOM. Thank Go--

Wait. What if. What if Shiki thinks he's a freak?! What if this is normal in Luceti and he would have known about it in school if he had actually gone?

WHAT IF SHE LAUGHS AT HIM?!

He shuts up suddenly and throws the covers over his bed, staring at her in that way people have when they know they can't ignore the truth, but are trying damn hard to do so.]

N-Nothin'.

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[so_shik]

[...oh crap what had she just walked into? There are sudden sheets and she's just now figuring out that it's morning. And sometimes guys in the mornings...

...but then again that face kind of disproves any theory that it's something other than the egg they planted.]

So you're just screaming for the fun of it? Thanks but no thanks, Beat. We've got Sekai for that.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[LMAO SHIKI THAT THOUGHT PROCESS.

...and sob mentioning Sekai.]

..........................Uh, tha' bird's not, uh...losin' stuff, is he?

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[so_shik]

[IT HAPPENS OKAY.]

...not that I know of? Why? [Oh. This is just starting to get good.]

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[So dirty...]

...............................Oh.

[He looks at the bed. Then stares at the ground. Then looks to Shiki and then back to the bed.]

..............Aw shit.

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[so_shik]

...what's going on? Wait, do I even want to know?

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....You think Ribbons'll help me? I mean, she had one of 'em, yeah? I...uh...

[Oh, right. He picks up his hat and shoves it on his head, pulling it down over his eyes a little.]

...I gotta show you somethin'. But donchu laugh at me!

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[wisebent.livejournal.com]

[By now Sokka is in the door way, in his (or Haruhi's) pajamas, doing his best not to snicker at all this.]

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[so_shik]

[When Haruhi joins them, Shiki just throws her a side glance, though there's a small grin playing on her lips.]

Beat, we're friends. I'm not going to laugh okay? What is it?

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[Oh god, it's you. 8( Beat spots Haruhi and points at her.]

THIS'S ALL YO' FAULT!! TAKE IT BACK!

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[wisebent.livejournal.com]

My fault!? What did I ever do!?

[Fake indignant anger!]

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[so_shik]

Beat, stop getting distracted and explain what's going on!

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

YOU HAD THE CHICKEN-THING FIRST. [Huff huff!!!! Indignant! So indignant! It's like Haruhi gave him a cold, only it comes with 18 years of responsibility and college payments instead.]

This! This is what's goin' on, yo! [He flips the sheets off the bed and the egg rolls a little.]

WHY I GOTTA HAVE YO' FREAKY CHICKEN-BABIES?!

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[wisebent.livejournal.com]

[Sokka will just act surprised at seeing the egg. He raises a hand to his mouth as he gasps.]

You laid an egg!?

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[so_shik]

...wow, Beat. I didn't think you had it in you. What are you going to do?

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I didn't wanna! It ain't like I wanted this! Don' look at me like that!!!

[Screaming so much on the inside. You are all terrible people.]

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[wise-bent.livejournal.com]

You can't just abandon it! That egg is counting on you.

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[so_shik]

Beat, I hate to tell you this...but it's time for you to be responsible.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

But it ain't mine!! I don' even got a girlfriend here!

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[wise-bent.livejournal.com]

Well maybe you should go find one, then. After you take care of this egg.

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[so_shik]

It shouldn't be too bad. A lot of girls have that maternal instinct. Though they're going to ask questions.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I ain't gonna use a chicken baby to get girls!! I can do that on my own, yo!