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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

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[so_shik]

Don't be so selfish, Beat. You're a father now.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[AUGH, he could barely take care of Rhyme! How is he going to take care of a kid?! Beat grabs his head and shakes it furiously.]

What'm I suppose' ta do?!

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[wise-bent.livejournal.com]

Well you'll have to make sure you sit on it, but gently, or it might break! That's the only way for it to stay warm and one day hatch.

[But since they hard boiled it first, it should be safe.]

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[so_shik]

Makes you wonder when that one day will be though. I guess you're just going to have to be stuck waiting. Don't worry though, I'm sure you'll be an...okay dad.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....

[Welp, you've convinced him, guys. Now he's going to stare at the egg and pick it up, frowning. He was a crappy brother, so how's he supposed to be a dad? He turns it over in his hands, then sits on the bed.]

...Aight, if tha's what I gotta do.

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[wise-bent.livejournal.com]

Good luck, Beat!

[Time to exit the room before he bursts out laughing.]

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[so_shik]

We'll be downstairs if you and the baby need anything. [And she'll be following right after her friend.

Sorry, Beat.]

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

.............Aight.

[He is so screwed.]