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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

Comments

[Written]

[shadedsunlight]

[................what.]

It's an egg.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

G! You gotta help me!!

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Calm down, Beat. What's going on?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T CALM DOWN. I JUST HAD AN EGG!! AN EGG, G! I CAN'T EVEN-- WHAT EVEN--

[He turns the book around again and shoves the camera toward the egg.]

LOOK AT IT.

Written

[shadedsunlight]

[...This is some kind of punishment isn't it. She finally has her one dinner she's been planning for over a month and then all the weirdness comes crashing right back down.]

Beat, I believe even in the realm of Luceti, it is impossible for you to have laid an egg overnight.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[He's still freaking out, but because it's Ginia, he knows he has to read. Sadly some of those words he cannot understand.]

But it's right there! I ain't ready to be a parent!! Goddammit, I ain't even allowed ta' use the stove here!!

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Beat. Calm down.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....................... [Huffing because calming down is not easy. And the egg is still staring at him.]

Rhyyyymeeee....why ain't you here ta' help.....

[Breathing. Breathing. Hyperventilating. Hyperventilating.]

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Better.

Egg. Looks like a chicken egg.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I know it a chicken egg.

...Ribbons had one, too. S'how she got that chicken-baby a' hers.

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Ribbons?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Yeah...Shiki's friend. Uh, the other chick I live wit'.

Written

[shadedsunlight]

And she has a chicken?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, her chicken-baby, Sekai. He lives next door.

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Maybe the chicken got in your room and laid an egg on your bed?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....But Sekai's a boy.

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Never mind then.

Someone else put the egg there?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Why'd someone put an egg in my bed?

And I'd wake up for that! I know I would!

[No, he wouldn't. He sleeps like a rock.]

Written

[shadedsunlight]

How else would you explain the egg appearing in your bed?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

..... [Just going to mumble that answer there.]

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Sorry, didn't hear that.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I SAID [mumbling again, but a little louder]

...figured it was like Ribbons when she had her chicken-baby...

Written

[shadedsunlight]

She got the egg from a chicken?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Naw...

It's..........................her kid.

Written

[shadedsunlight]

...So Ribbons is a... chicken?