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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

Comments

voice

[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

You're having...

[give him a second to process this]

...people can lay eggs? I-I guess maybe it's possible in other worlds...

voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

N-no! I did- I mean I--

[SCREAMING.]

voice

[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

[He winces from the scream, although that isn't noticeable.]

Er...

voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I-I ain't supposed ta' have eggs! I just woke up wit' one! This ain't normal for me neither!

voice

[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

Well, hens lay eggs, and they're female, so I guess it's...I guess it's understandable for a man to be...

[trailing off because WHY. IS. HE. TALKING. ABOUT. THIS.]

...uh, anyway. Do people normally lay eggs where you're from?

voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[Wtf is he talking about. Oh em gee, Beat is so confused. He zones out until this crazy man gets to his question.]

Huh?

WHA?! NO! Dude, I woudn' be freakin' out if this was normal, yo!

voice

[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

Not normal...in general, you mean. Not just because you're not a...[ALL THE AWKWARD. HE HAS UNLEASHED IT.] ...woman?

voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I dunno what whacko place you from, yo, but people don' have eggs.

voice

[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

They don't lay eggs either where I'm from. I just thought that...other worlds and all...

Er. This has probably just been one massive misunderstanding.

voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....I dunno, thought it was 'cause a' this place. Luceti ain't normal, yo.

voice

[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

Oh...that makes sense.

[awkward pause]

Are you going to, erm, hatch it?

voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Guess I gotta, right? Everyone said I gotta.

voice

[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

Yes, I think the other options would be considered, ah, just slightly barbaric.

Good...good luck with...things.

voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....What's a bar gotta do wit' this?

voice

[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

A bar? Who said anything about a bar?