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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

Comments

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I dunno what whacko place you from, yo, but people don' have eggs.

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[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

They don't lay eggs either where I'm from. I just thought that...other worlds and all...

Er. This has probably just been one massive misunderstanding.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....I dunno, thought it was 'cause a' this place. Luceti ain't normal, yo.

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[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

Oh...that makes sense.

[awkward pause]

Are you going to, erm, hatch it?

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Guess I gotta, right? Everyone said I gotta.

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[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

Yes, I think the other options would be considered, ah, just slightly barbaric.

Good...good luck with...things.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....What's a bar gotta do wit' this?

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[saintlyvice.livejournal.com]

A bar? Who said anything about a bar?