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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

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[Voice]

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

If someone heard me they'd think I was drunk.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Drinkin' ain't good for you, yo.

[And that's beside the point. Beat picks up the egg and akfdj;adja; it's warm. wtf. He drops it back onto the bed.]

Ugh....Why's it gotta be like this?

[Voice]

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose it can't he helped if you plan on hatching the thing.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Well, I ain't gonna let it die, yo.

....hey, you know how ta' hatch an egg?

[Voice] /DOES NOT CARE that Beat had a thousand identical threads while I was away yesterday

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

[...Urge to troll: Rising.]

Well, you want to be sure to keep it warm and safe. If the air gets too cold, baby chickens could die.

[Voice] 8D I DON'T MIND even if I'm super late /sob

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....That'd..suck. Aight, thanks, yo.

[Voice] YAY BACKTAGGING

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

You might want to get some kind of backpack for it, so you can wear it backwards and keep it close to you without breaking it.

You really don't want to break it.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Maaaan.... Tha's gonna look hella dorky...

Ugh, aight. If you say so... Hey, what's yo' name?