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Daisukenojo "Beat" Bito ([personal profile] skaterbrain) wrote2011-09-15 03:10 pm
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[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!
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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Naw, I'd be a hella kickass dad. I just can't be. I ain't old 'nuff.
mischiefbreeder: (You're kidding me right?)

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[personal profile] mischiefbreeder 2011-09-22 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Too bad, 'cause you're a dad now. It'll look pretty bad on you if you abandon it, y'know!

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
But I dunno who the mom even is! How'm I suppose ta' look after an egg wit' no mom?!
mischiefbreeder: (You're kidding me right?)

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[personal profile] mischiefbreeder 2011-09-26 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
You just said it was 'Ribbons', didn't you?

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell no! Jus' that Ribbons had a chicken-baby before, so I thought maybe this one was hers.
mischiefbreeder: (Huh...)

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[personal profile] mischiefbreeder 2011-09-27 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
...Wouldn't that make her the mom anyway?

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
....Uh.

[Okay, you got him there.]

Guess....so.
mischiefbreeder: (Are you serious?)

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[personal profile] mischiefbreeder 2011-10-02 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
...Who the hell is Ribbons, anyway?

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
S'the girl me an' Shiki live wit'. Got brown hair. Kinda weird. Wears yellow ribbons.
mischiefbreeder: (Are you serious?)

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[personal profile] mischiefbreeder 2011-10-03 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
...Not ringin' any bells.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, don't worry 'bout it none then. Anyway, she lives wit' me and Shiki and Sekai's her chicken-kid.
mischiefbreeder: (Default)

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[personal profile] mischiefbreeder 2011-10-04 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...Right. So she's got a chicken-kid. She a chicken-girl, then?

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
....I dunno. [But that...would make sense.]

...You think it can catch? Bein' a chicken-person, I mean.
mischiefbreeder: (Huh...)

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[personal profile] mischiefbreeder 2011-10-07 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Huh... That's a good question... Can it? ...Dude. You should get that checked. [Gold knows it can't, but... Beat's too easy to troll.]

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-10-08 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Holy shit. He might turn into a chicken? HOLY SHIT, WHAT. BBL, Gold. This is the sound of Beat freaking out and running out of the room.]
mischiefbreeder: (*snicker*)

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[personal profile] mischiefbreeder 2011-10-09 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[And this is the sound of Gold quite literally lmao'ing.]

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-10-12 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[So mean, Gold. So mean.]
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