★3 voice

[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

Comments

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

You must be the idi-[Idiot Haruhi spoke about.]

Beat. You must be Beat.

Re: [Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Huh....?! How you know me?

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Haruhi told me about you.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

[That...makes sense. Kind of.]

...Who're you?

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Her... girlfriend.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

[Yeah, that doesn't trip him up much.]

Aight, but I was askin' yo' name.

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Then you should have said. My name's Winry.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I asked. [Sort of.]

So you Ribbons' girl, huh?

[..Wait.]

...That mean Sekai's part yours too?

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

What? No, of course not.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

...It don't bother you she got a chicken-kid somewhere else then?

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Chicken-kid?

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that bird she got. Said it's like her kid or--

[Oh shit, was he not supposed to mention Sekai being Haruhi's kid? ]

.......................

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

So she's really close to her pet because she was with it when it hatched? She didn't birth Sekai.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I-I knew that!

[Then how the hell did this egg get here?]

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Didn't sound like it.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Well, I did! So. Yeah! Take that!

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Right. So do you get it now? She doesn't make chicken-babies.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I got it! [no, not really]

So where'd my egg come from?

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Probably the grocery store.

Re: [Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....How'd it get here?

Aw man, do the eggs walk here?!

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

I don't know, and no. Maybe it was a prank?

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Why's everyone sayin' that? Kind of a crappy prank, yo. Makin' me a dad.