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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

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[Written]

[phantasmgap]

Then the natural progression of logic - something you seem to be having problems with - dictates that you should be the best father you can be. First thing to do, of course, would be to hatch it. ♪

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....oh.

[Ummmmmmmmmmmm]

How do I do that?

[phantasmgap]

...Usually mother birds sit on eggs, keep them warm. Of course, since I figure your rear-end is more "bony and hard" as opposed to "fluffy and feathery", I'd suggest swaddling it in some blankets or something.

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

...Oh. Aight.

...Guess I can...

...do that...

[phantasmgap]

Have fun! ♥

Just remember that there are folks kind enough to take that burden off your hands if you decide you want to be a bad parent. ♪

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I ain't gonna be a shitty parent!