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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

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[hiken_ace]

[OKAY WHAT WAS THAT LOUD LOUD YELLING. Pissed off.]

Oi. [....no, wait. He's gotta be calm.] What happened?

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

THIS. [Still yelling, but now shoving the camera at the egg.]

I LAID AN EGG.

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[hiken_ace]

You......laid an egg. [.....okaaaaaaaay.]

You sure someone didn't just put it there as a prank or something? [Seeing as how you got so riled up.]

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I DUNNO! IT JUST... [Rageface and keysmashing in verbal form. Beat is talented like that.]

The hell'd someone prank me for?!

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[hiken_ace]

Probably for the reaction. You did get pretty riled up at it.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Huh...? Why'd they want that? 'Sides, now I'm stuck wit' this chicken-baby thing. The hell'm I supposed ta' do wit' that?!

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[hiken_ace]

The person who pranked you is probably laughing their ass off seeing how freaked out you were.

You can always cook it.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I AIN'T GONNA COOK IT!! IT'S A KID!

[forget the other part]

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[hiken_ace]

Oi! You don't even know if you laid it! People can't lay eggs!

[Please don't be as stupid as Luffy, please don't be as stupid as Luffy, please don't be as stupid as Luffy............]

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

But it was in my bed!! An' Ribbons had a chicken-baby!

[Sorry, he may be as stupid or stupider]

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[hiken_ace]

[Groan. He's dealt with worse.] Okay, who's Ribbons.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Chick we live wit', yo. She got a chicken-kid named Sekai.

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[hiken_ace]

Then for all you know, it could be hers, and it accidentally got in your bed.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

B-but how'd it get in my--

[OH MY GOD, WAS HARUHI IN HIS ROOM WATCHING HIM SLEEP, THAT IS SO CREEPY]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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[hiken_ace]

SHE MIGHT'VE ACCIDENTALLY PUT IT THERE OR SOMETHING, WOULD YOU CALM DOWN???

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

WHY'RE YOU SCREAMING?!

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[hiken_ace]

[.....dammit! He calms down.] You're the one who's been screaming since he found that egg.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Yo, you'd be screamin' too if you woke up to havin' laid an egg!

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[hiken_ace]

Not if I thought that I didn't lay the damn thing. I told you it was probably a prank.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Why would my friends prank me? Ain't no one here but me, Shiki n' Ribbons.

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[hiken_ace]

Your reaction. I told you, they're probably cracking up at how you thought you laid an egg.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Tha' ain't cool!

--But what if the egg's real? ...I mean, what if there's really a chicken-kid in there?

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[hiken_ace]

Then just don't drop it. And give it Ribbons.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[Oh...giving the chicken baby away... u_u]

...I...guess so....

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[hiken_ace]

--what, you wanna keep it?