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Daisukenojo "Beat" Bito ([personal profile] skaterbrain) wrote2011-09-15 03:10 pm
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[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!
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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
But it was in my bed!! An' Ribbons had a chicken-baby!

[Sorry, he may be as stupid or stupider]

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-17 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Groan. He's dealt with worse.] Okay, who's Ribbons.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Chick we live wit', yo. She got a chicken-kid named Sekai.

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-17 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Then for all you know, it could be hers, and it accidentally got in your bed.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
B-but how'd it get in my--

[OH MY GOD, WAS HARUHI IN HIS ROOM WATCHING HIM SLEEP, THAT IS SO CREEPY]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-17 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
SHE MIGHT'VE ACCIDENTALLY PUT IT THERE OR SOMETHING, WOULD YOU CALM DOWN???

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-17 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[.....dammit! He calms down.] You're the one who's been screaming since he found that egg.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yo, you'd be screamin' too if you woke up to havin' laid an egg!

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-17 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Not if I thought that I didn't lay the damn thing. I told you it was probably a prank.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Why would my friends prank me? Ain't no one here but me, Shiki n' Ribbons.

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-17 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Your reaction. I told you, they're probably cracking up at how you thought you laid an egg.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Tha' ain't cool!

--But what if the egg's real? ...I mean, what if there's really a chicken-kid in there?

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-17 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Then just don't drop it. And give it Ribbons.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh...giving the chicken baby away... u_u]

...I...guess so....

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-17 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
--what, you wanna keep it?

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
N-no!!

...It's...jus' yanno...people said I should... 'Cause I'm like the dad or somethin'.

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-17 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's just gonna be flat-out blunt now.]

People can't lay eggs. So you're not the dad.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ribbons had an egg.

[Yes, he really believes this.]

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-22 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
...is Ribbons a person?

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? She mine and Shiki's housemate.

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-22 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
People can't lay eggs. It's just not possible. [Dumbass.]

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well, how d'ya explain her havin' Sekai then, huh? She hatched him!

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-22 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
She only hatched it?

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. I got kinda confused 'bout that.

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