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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

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[hiken_ace]

Not if I thought that I didn't lay the damn thing. I told you it was probably a prank.

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Why would my friends prank me? Ain't no one here but me, Shiki n' Ribbons.

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

Your reaction. I told you, they're probably cracking up at how you thought you laid an egg.

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Tha' ain't cool!

--But what if the egg's real? ...I mean, what if there's really a chicken-kid in there?

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

Then just don't drop it. And give it Ribbons.

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[Oh...giving the chicken baby away... u_u]

...I...guess so....

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

--what, you wanna keep it?

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

N-no!!

...It's...jus' yanno...people said I should... 'Cause I'm like the dad or somethin'.

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

[He's just gonna be flat-out blunt now.]

People can't lay eggs. So you're not the dad.

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Ribbons had an egg.

[Yes, he really believes this.]

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

...is Ribbons a person?

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Yeah? She mine and Shiki's housemate.

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

People can't lay eggs. It's just not possible. [Dumbass.]

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Well, how d'ya explain her havin' Sekai then, huh? She hatched him!

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

She only hatched it?

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I got kinda confused 'bout that.

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

Well, if she only caused it to hatch, you can't exactly prove that she laid it.

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

But she said it's her kid, yo.

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

She could've adopted it.

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

...Oh. Then...where'd it come from?

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

Sorry to say I don't know. Maybe you could ask her.

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Guess so. Aight, I will.

Thanks.

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

[...whoa, that was easier than he thought it would be.]

No problem. Glad to help.

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

What's yo' name? I'm Beat.

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

Beat? That's a pretty sick name.

I'm Ace.