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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

Comments

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it ain't my kid!

[neverplaysfair]

How can you say that sort of thing? Why, just imagine the emotional damage a child could suffer if their parent said that!

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

You think it can hear me?!

[neverplaysfair]

You never know! You can't be too careful, after all.

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Y-you don't think this was some kinda prank...?

I-Is it really my kid?!

Beat, I am so sorry. XD

[neverplaysfair]

It could be! Would you be so cruel as to abandon it, possibly stranding it with no parents to love and care for it?

LMAO he is so messed up for life now

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

............................................I-

I-

...What'm I supposed ta' do?

[neverplaysfair]

Raise it with all the care and love you would give your child, of course.

Or you could just eat it.

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I AIN'T GONNA EAT IT!!

Man, Prissy Boy, you hella weird, you know that?

[neverplaysfair]

Well aware, thank you. Hee hee.

Then I suppose it's up to you to be a loving parent.

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I ain't its parent!!

[neverplaysfair]

... So you're eating it.

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I AIN'T GONNA EAT IT NEITHER!

[neverplaysfair]

... Are you leaving it to die, then?

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

N-No! I got more honor than that, yo!

[neverplaysfair]

Then you're raising it.

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Aight fine! I'll raise it, yo! I'll be the best dad ever, yo!

[neverplaysfair]

Good to hear it. I look forward to meeting your son. Or daughter.

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Nngh.... Aight, but you ain't allowed ta' mess wit' 'em, got it? You put 'em in those weird outfits a' yours and I'll punch yo' face in, Prissy Boy.

[neverplaysfair]

Weird outfits? I'll have you know that Neku was much better at dodging once I finally managed to get him out of any sort of pants, thank you.

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Guys're suppose ta' wear pants, yo!

[neverplaysfair]

[ Joshua giggles. Oh this is fun. ] Then why are loose skirts so much easier to move in?

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

'Cause you weird, yo.

[neverplaysfair]

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it, as the saying goes.

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I ain't gonna try that! Wearin' skirts is for girls!