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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

Comments

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[lunas]

I.. it's okay.. I'm sure other people will understand that you've partially turned into a chicken!

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I AIN'T A CHICKEN!!!

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[lunas]

H-HEY, if you lay an egg, then you're a chicken, okay! Or at least some sort of strange bird!

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I. AIN'T. NO. CHICKEN!

And I ain't no bird neither! I'm just a kid!

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[lunas]

But then we're back at the problem from the start, right, right?! Kids don't lay eggs! At least, I never did, and I'm sure nobody at school ever did either!

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Look, I dunno, aight?! Thinkin' ain't my strong suitcase or whateva'!

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[lunas]

Fine, fine, I won't bother you about it any longer.. but it's still pretty weird.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I know, aight? You don't gotta tell me it's weird...