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Daisukenojo "Beat" Bito ([personal profile] skaterbrain) wrote2011-09-15 03:10 pm

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[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.
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THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up! I can yell if I wanna!

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[identity profile] thedicearecast.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Early in the morning, over the journals, about an egg.

Like I said: you're an idiot.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
S-Shut up! You'd yell too if you laid an egg!!!

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[identity profile] thedicearecast.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Except I can't lay an egg, and I'm a woman. Just how is a boy supposed to do it?!

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I DUNNO. WHY YOU THINK I'M FREAKIN' OUT?!

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[identity profile] thedicearecast.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said: you're an idiot. It's not possible for you to have laid an egg.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Look, alls I know is Ribbons had a chicken-baby and she's a person, too, aight?!

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[identity profile] thedicearecast.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
And a girl. Even if people could lay eggs--which they can't--only women have babies. That's just basic knowledge.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
This ain't 'xactly the most normal place, Red.

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[identity profile] thedicearecast.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
My name isn't Red. And unless you've been kidnapped lately, it's got nothing to do with the Malnosso either.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well, what's yo' name then?

And I dunno 'bout those Malwhateva's, but things ain't normal 'round here.

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[identity profile] thedicearecast.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Not giving you a name. Sorry Beat.]

I know things aren't normal. But everything is either a village-wide experiment, or someone gets kidnapped first. No one else is laying eggs, and unless you've been taken, you still can't do it either.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Then you'll be Red forever.]

Hey, who said I can't do it?! I can do whateva' I want!

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[identity profile] thedicearecast.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[And you'll be an idiot forever. FOREVER]

No you can't! It's impossible for a guy to lay an egg!

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
[/SCREAM]

Well, I did! So there! I'm a goddamn miracle-maker!

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[identity profile] thedicearecast.livejournal.com 2011-09-23 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
More like a headache maker.

[FINE. If Beat wants to be dumb, he can be dumb.]

But if you're that determined to be an idiot, make sure you don't break it. Eggs are fragile.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I ain't gonna break it! Why you think I'm gonna break it?

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Loud ain't got nothin' to do wit' how I'm gonna take care a' it!

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[identity profile] thedicearecast.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
It does if your kid is going to sleep! Shouting at every little thing that comes along will keep it up all night!

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
........Oh.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-10-04 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
W-Well, I ain't gonna go shoutin' at night, yo. Even I know betta' than that.

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[identity profile] thedicearecast.livejournal.com 2011-10-05 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Then what about during the day? Babies take naps, you know.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-10-06 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
...They do?

But if they sleep at night, why they gotta sleep durin' the day too?

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