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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

Comments

Written

[shadedsunlight]

She got the egg from a chicken?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Naw...

It's..........................her kid.

Written

[shadedsunlight]

...So Ribbons is a... chicken?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Ribbons's the chick we live wit', yo.

Uh...her name's Ha...ru...somethin'. I dunno, Ribbons is Ribbons. An' Sekai's her kid.

Written

[shadedsunlight]

[...Right. Regardless of the species of Ribbons-Haruwhatever...]

Beat, you aren't a chicken. You can't lay eggs.

[ voice ]

[lunas]

[ ... Huh, what's going on on this feed.. Usagi isn't sure, but it's enough to make her curious enough to reply. ]

C-chicken-babies?! What are you talking about?

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

What?

[Written]

[phantasmgap]

Calm down. Talk someone into making an omelet, and then make sure you use protection next time.

[You have no idea how hard she is laughing here, Beat. YOU ARE NOW ON HER TROLL LIST.]

[action]

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

[By now Sokka is in the door way, in his (or Haruhi's) pajamas, doing his best not to snicker at all this.]

[action]

[so_shik]

[When Haruhi joins them, Shiki just throws her a side glance, though there's a small grin playing on her lips.]

Beat, we're friends. I'm not going to laugh okay? What is it?

[Voice]

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose it can't he helped if you plan on hatching the thing.

[voice]

[thedicearecast.livejournal.com]

...Idiot.

[voice]

[markofthegod.livejournal.com]

Seriously?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Then how'd Ribbons do it?

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Well, I ain't gonna let it die, yo.

....hey, you know how ta' hatch an egg?

[action]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[Oh god, it's you. 8( Beat spots Haruhi and points at her.]

THIS'S ALL YO' FAULT!! TAKE IT BACK!

[ voice ]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

THIS. [And he shoves the camera at the egg.]

I WOKE UP WIT' IT!

[action]

[wisebent.livejournal.com]

My fault!? What did I ever do!?

[Fake indignant anger!]

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

........

[Who are all these people.]

What? You deaf?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I AIN'T GONNA EAT IT. WHAT'S WRONG WIT' YOU?!

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Shut up! I can yell if I wanna!

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[Man, who are all these people.]

What? You gotta problem?

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

You must be the idi-[Idiot Haruhi spoke about.]

Beat. You must be Beat.

[voice]

[thedicearecast.livejournal.com]

Early in the morning, over the journals, about an egg.

Like I said: you're an idiot.

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

[OKAY WHAT WAS THAT LOUD LOUD YELLING. Pissed off.]

Oi. [....no, wait. He's gotta be calm.] What happened?