skaterbrain: (bwaaaaaaah!!!)
Daisukenojo "Beat" Bito ([personal profile] skaterbrain) wrote2011-09-15 03:10 pm

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[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.
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THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
I AIN'T NO CHICKEN!!

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that bird she got. Said it's like her kid or--

[Oh shit, was he not supposed to mention Sekai being Haruhi's kid? ]

.......................

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Wtf is he talking about. Oh em gee, Beat is so confused. He zones out until this crazy man gets to his question.]

Huh?

WHA?! NO! Dude, I woudn' be freakin' out if this was normal, yo!

[Voice]

[identity profile] crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
So she's really close to her pet because she was with it when it hatched? She didn't birth Sekai.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't wanna! It ain't like I wanted this! Don' look at me like that!!!

[Screaming so much on the inside. You are all terrible people.]

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I-I knew that!

[Then how the hell did this egg get here?]

[Voice]

[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Whoops.]

....But dads are squares, yo. I don' wanna be one.

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-22 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
...is Ribbons a person?

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[identity profile] crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't sound like it.

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[identity profile] markofthe-god.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Why would a rooster lay an egg?

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? She mine and Shiki's housemate.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. But if I can, he can.

[Voice]

[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I did! So. Yeah! Take that!

[Voice]

[identity profile] crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Right. So do you get it now? She doesn't make chicken-babies.

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[personal profile] hiken_ace 2011-09-22 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
People can't lay eggs. It's just not possible. [Dumbass.]
moehealer: (Feeling short right now but it's cool.)

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[personal profile] moehealer 2011-09-22 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
You have a chicken there? Maybe that's it then! Though in that case, I wonder why he left it on your bed. Did you sleep with him?

[I mean, Yellow takes naps with her Pokémon all the time, so maybe this guy sleeps with his chicken?--Wait. Waaaait.]

--Wait, uh. Sekai's a male chicken?

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[identity profile] blackmagicelady.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Psych? What's that? ]

Psychic?
mischiefbreeder: (Are you serious?)

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[personal profile] mischiefbreeder 2011-09-22 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Gold would be inclined to agree, since his own dad was a non-factor in his life, but... That's beside the point.]

You sayin' you couldn't be a cool dad?
neverplaysfair: (That was a nice distraction.)

[personal profile] neverplaysfair 2011-09-22 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Raise it with all the care and love you would give your child, of course.

Or you could just eat it.
shadedsunlight: (The weather today is slightly sarcastic)

Written

[personal profile] shadedsunlight 2011-09-22 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Good to have that part clarified.

The second portion still stands; you can't lay eggs.

Voice

[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
But how'd I get it then?

[Voice]

[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
I got it! [no, not really]

So where'd my egg come from?

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well, how d'ya explain her havin' Sekai then, huh? She hatched him!

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Naw, not psychos.

Psychs. Like uh...

[Video: Beat holds one of his badge-pins up to the camera.]

Like these, yo.

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[identity profile] skater-brain.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Why'd I sleep wit' a smelly chicken? Tha's whack, yo.

And yeah, Sekai's a dude-chicken.

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