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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

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[ voice ]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I AIN'T NO CHICKEN!!

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that bird she got. Said it's like her kid or--

[Oh shit, was he not supposed to mention Sekai being Haruhi's kid? ]

.......................

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[Wtf is he talking about. Oh em gee, Beat is so confused. He zones out until this crazy man gets to his question.]

Huh?

WHA?! NO! Dude, I woudn' be freakin' out if this was normal, yo!

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

So she's really close to her pet because she was with it when it hatched? She didn't birth Sekai.

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[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I didn't wanna! It ain't like I wanted this! Don' look at me like that!!!

[Screaming so much on the inside. You are all terrible people.]

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I-I knew that!

[Then how the hell did this egg get here?]

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Whoops.]

....But dads are squares, yo. I don' wanna be one.

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

...is Ribbons a person?

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Didn't sound like it.

[voice]

[markofthe-god.livejournal.com]

Why would a rooster lay an egg?

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Yeah? She mine and Shiki's housemate.

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I dunno. But if I can, he can.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Well, I did! So. Yeah! Take that!

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Right. So do you get it now? She doesn't make chicken-babies.

[voice]

[hiken_ace]

People can't lay eggs. It's just not possible. [Dumbass.]

[Voice]

[moehealer]

You have a chicken there? Maybe that's it then! Though in that case, I wonder why he left it on your bed. Did you sleep with him?

[I mean, Yellow takes naps with her Pokémon all the time, so maybe this guy sleeps with his chicken?--Wait. Waaaait.]

--Wait, uh. Sekai's a male chicken?

[voice]

[blackmagicelady.livejournal.com]

[ Psych? What's that? ]

Psychic?

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Gold would be inclined to agree, since his own dad was a non-factor in his life, but... That's beside the point.]

You sayin' you couldn't be a cool dad?

[neverplaysfair]

Raise it with all the care and love you would give your child, of course.

Or you could just eat it.

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[shadedsunlight]

Good to have that part clarified.

The second portion still stands; you can't lay eggs.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

But how'd I get it then?

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I got it! [no, not really]

So where'd my egg come from?

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Well, how d'ya explain her havin' Sekai then, huh? She hatched him!

[voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Naw, not psychos.

Psychs. Like uh...

[Video: Beat holds one of his badge-pins up to the camera.]

Like these, yo.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Why'd I sleep wit' a smelly chicken? Tha's whack, yo.

And yeah, Sekai's a dude-chicken.