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[skaterbrain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An egg.

Housemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will neighbors most likely. In his panic, he grabs his journal and turns it on, facing the camera toward the little white egg in his bed.]

THE HELL DO I DO?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

RIBBONS!

I AIN'T HAVIN' YO' CHICKEN-BABIES! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

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Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....................... [Huffing because calming down is not easy. And the egg is still staring at him.]

Rhyyyymeeee....why ain't you here ta' help.....

[Breathing. Breathing. Hyperventilating. Hyperventilating.]

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I JUST SAID I AIN'T GONNA BE A CANNIBEAR!

[action]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[So dirty...]

...............................Oh.

[He looks at the bed. Then stares at the ground. Then looks to Shiki and then back to the bed.]

..............Aw shit.

[Voice]

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

And yet you're perfectly fine with being a hypocrite.

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Better.

Egg. Looks like a chicken egg.

[action]

[so_shik]

...what's going on? Wait, do I even want to know?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I know it a chicken egg.

...Ribbons had one, too. S'how she got that chicken-baby a' hers.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I ain't never been the parent a' one of 'em!!

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Ribbons?

[action]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....You think Ribbons'll help me? I mean, she had one of 'em, yeah? I...uh...

[Oh, right. He picks up his hat and shoves it on his head, pulling it down over his eyes a little.]

...I gotta show you somethin'. But donchu laugh at me!

[Voice]

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

[URK.
Wow. New levels of Stupid.]

You think.

You think you've laid an egg.

You think it came out of your own body.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Yeah...Shiki's friend. Uh, the other chick I live wit'.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[Wow, it's a totally logical conclusion, okay. 8( /killed]

SHHHHHHHHHH!! Don't say that!!!

What if someone heard you?!

Written

[shadedsunlight]

And she has a chicken?

[Voice]

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

If someone heard me they'd think I was drunk.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, her chicken-baby, Sekai. He lives next door.

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Maybe the chicken got in your room and laid an egg on your bed?

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Drinkin' ain't good for you, yo.

[And that's beside the point. Beat picks up the egg and akfdj;adja; it's warm. wtf. He drops it back onto the bed.]

Ugh....Why's it gotta be like this?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

....But Sekai's a boy.

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Never mind then.

Someone else put the egg there?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Why'd someone put an egg in my bed?

And I'd wake up for that! I know I would!

[No, he wouldn't. He sleeps like a rock.]

Written

[shadedsunlight]

How else would you explain the egg appearing in your bed?

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

..... [Just going to mumble that answer there.]

Written

[shadedsunlight]

Sorry, didn't hear that.

Voice

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I SAID [mumbling again, but a little louder]

...figured it was like Ribbons when she had her chicken-baby...