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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-01-24 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
yea I am xtrmly gud @ da lngo of da street.


Cats.

Midgardians appreciate cats for having certain amusing traits and they like to make photographic pictures of them. After they have added the witty quote these pictures are called a macro of cats.

The first macro of cats referred to a cheeseburger. So when translated to the speak of 1337 it becomes 'I can haz cheeseburger'.



Or do you wish me to explain that in the language of street?
not_a_troll: (puh)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-01-29 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
I am not. I am not a nerd.

Am I correct to presume that Midgard has other and more hip trends on the world of online right now? And are there references that I am forgetting to make while I should make them?

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-01-30 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Nerd world domination? That is a thing to consider, yes.

Got ded?

You died?
not_a_troll: (reading up)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-01-31 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Ah yes, the dough. But would that mean rappers are nerds because they get a lot of '$$$$$'? A '$' refers to Midgardian money, right?

It is important for me to know.

Are you a part of the great army of the undead? Not that it frightens me, I have been one myself a while ago.
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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-07 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Earth. Midgard is how we call Earth back in Asgardia.

But what if the Malnosso kill you, would that mean you are twice as dead? Or are you dead and thus immortal?

Like a zombie, only one without his brains leaking out from the side of its skull.
not_a_troll: (whelp)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-16 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I rather call it Midgard.

Erased. You speak of it like it is similar to a mere walk in the park. And yes, I believe I was. They had to behead me. Quite messy, I assume.
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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-18 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Aye. But I refer to Earth as Midgard.

Bro? I can be your bro. We should seal it with the fist of bro. Bro-fist, yes? So if I am correct you are dead if you get erased. And to come back the only chance you have is A Reaper Game, yes?

I believe the Malnosso attached it back to my body.
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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-19 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
It is called Earth, yes. But allow me to explain this, yes? Earth and Midgard mean the same. Both words refer to the same planet. Just like a feline and a cat refer to the same animal. Or like poop and 'shit' refer to fecal matter.

I am very cool. There is no reason why you should think I am uncool.

They play other games here. :-))

I agree with the fact that they should have given me cool stitches and the like, or a battle scar of some sorts.
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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-20 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Aight indeed.

Sk8bording. Ah! Skeightboarding! What a clever pun. A clever pun 4ever. Fourever.

But of course we can meet. I shall overwhelm you with my exceptional cool-ness, you see?
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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-02-23 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh! Skateboarding is one of the cool Midgardian hobbies to have for a teen! Loki is totally game!]

I have not done it before, but I know it is a really cool thing to engage in.

Aye! We should! When shall we meet?
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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-03-03 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You cannot talk?

Did the Malnosso punish you? Wait...

U cant talk? Did the M4ln0ss0 give u punishment? U w1sh to m33t laterz?
not_a_troll: (reading up)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-03-06 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you preferred the written word because of the 1337-ness of your language.

Do text me, yes. I am looking forward to engage in the act of skateboarding.

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