YOU HAD THE CHICKEN-THING FIRST. [Huff huff!!!! Indignant! So indignant! It's like Haruhi gave him a cold, only it comes with 18 years of responsibility and college payments instead.]
This! This is what's goin' on, yo! [He flips the sheets off the bed and the egg rolls a little.]
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This! This is what's goin' on, yo! [He flips the sheets off the bed and the egg rolls a little.]
WHY I GOTTA HAVE YO' FREAKY CHICKEN-BABIES?!