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[skaterbrain]

[Tired of all the new feathers yet? Sorry, but here's another one - and he's loud. Very loud. So loud in fact that standing in the middle of the plaza, just about anyone in the vicinity can probably hear him. Why is he loud? Because he woke up in the fountain, soaked, with yellow wings and white cotton pants. He doesn't really realize that last part yet, however.

Once he's floundered his way out of the fountain, he finds a book with his name on it. His full name. Beat throws the journal at the fountain, bouncing it off the stone basin and turning it on.]

--OLD YOU THAT NAME?!

Stupid book. Hate books.

YO, PHONES!! PHOOOOOOOOONES!!! WHERE YOU AT?!

WHEN'D SHIBUYA GET A BIG-ASS PARK?

PHOOOOONES!!!!



[OOC EDIT: There's a lot of huge-text in the comments, so beware when you open the page in case your browser can't handle it.]

Comments

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

.....What?

[omg, is everyone here aliens? OMG ARE THEY ALIENS?!]

HOLY SHIT, ARE YOU AN ALIEN?!

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

No, you dumbdumb! I said I'm human, didn't I?! [Technically, Gold, you ARE an alien in Luceti.]

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

I ain't dumb!! [RAEG....even if it's true. /sob]

Yo, people can be aliens, too! Just gotta...go to a diff'rent place or somethin'.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

That makes you the alien too, then, dude, because this ain't Sheebooya.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

................

[Logic? What is that? Oh, hey, that makes sense.]

Sweet, so we both aliens. Tight.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[You are way too accepting of that, Beat.]

Yep. Just a couple of aliens stuck in an alien world.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[Easier to accept than to think about questioning.]

Aight, that makes sense.

[Think think think]

Yo, Goggles, you seen a kid with orange hair, kinda scrawny, always wearin' a pair a' phones over his ears? Lookin' for 'im. He gotta be here, too.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Sounds familiar, but nah.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Damn. Well, you see 'im, you tell 'im Beat's hollerin' for him, yeah?

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[...Staring at all the hollering Beat did for this guy over the journal.]

...I'm sure he'll get the message.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Betta' hope so. I ain't gonna be stuck nowhere wit' wings and no partner.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[...Alright, now you're speaking Gold's language.]

...Heh, I hear you on that. Just won't do to be separated from your partners.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right? I mean, wit'out a partner, you just Noise chow where I come from. 'N Phones's the one helpin' me to beat the Composer's face in. Gotta have 'im along.

So you got a partner, huh?

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Got three of 'em!

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Hot damn. Where you get three from?

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

I'm just that good!

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

How you make three pacts, man? Ain't that illegible or somethin'?

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

Pacts? For a partner Dude, that's just messed up. I had tons of partners back home.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Naw man, we gotta make a pact in order ta' be partners where I'm from. No pact, you can't do nothin'. None a' yo' psychs and pins work.

How many you got at home, huh? You gotta be hella strong to have so many.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

That's just weird. Partners are just someone you wanna work with, towards a common goal or somethin' like that.

Back home? Eight, and that's just countin' my Pokémon. It'd be more than double if I got into all my human partners.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

Hey, we do that, too, but you gotta pact or nothin' works.

Hot damn. So you ain't needin' any pacts and you can rack up the partners? That's--

[Wait, Pokémon?]

...The hell's a Pokémon?

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Your world is weird, Beat.]

Pokémon are Pokémon, dude.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

[My world doesn't have freaky animals running around in-- oh wait, it does. :( ]

....Man, that don't tell me jack.

[Voice]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Gold always hated explaining Pokémon, because they were just that to him; Pokémon. There wasn't really any other way for him to put them.]

They're just... creatures from my world.

[Voice]

[skater-brain.livejournal.com]

...Oh, aight. Tha's coo'.

[Explaining things is hard anyway.]

S'long as they ain't like the Noise. If you can partner up wit' 'em, I'm guessin' not.