[GOD IF YOU'D GIVEN IT A CHANCE YOU WOULD HAVE NOTICED THERE'S AN AUDIO OPTION TOO. Kids these days, no patience at all for reading, expecting everything to come in succinct notes and sentences...]

I didn't expect you to read it all, though you're welcome to if you wish. There's audio for each section that quickly sums things up.

I'm not a Player either. This present situation is entirely different from the one you originally found yourself in.